Tag: funny
member name: Maria W.
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November 12, 2008 07:23 AM EST --
Found on the Internet.
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Us and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
They live here. You don't.
If you don't like their hair on your clothing, . . .
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November 13, 2008 12:29 PM EST --
Two funny blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag . . .
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November 19, 2008 08:40 AM EST --
1 Those Ancestors!
The Taylor's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had travelled to America with the Pilgrim Fathers on the Mayflower. They had included Congressmen, successful . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:00 AM EST --
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
'Please let me in, 'says the man desperately. 'I forgot to buy a turkey, . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:05 AM EST --
Gratitude
In the week before Thanksgiving Mary-Jo asked her class of 9 year-olds to write a paragraph entitled:
'What I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving Day'.
All Joey could write was: . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:29 AM EST --
Just before Christmas God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His best angels . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:45 AM EST --
Lol, i think this is too funny.
Chippenham George worked for the Post Office and his job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day just before Christmas, a letter landed . . .
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September 06, 2009 07:56 AM EDT --
Got this in my email today and it was too cute not to share. What do you think, would you fly this one?
LOL I hope you ENJOY!
WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE NORWEGIAN LUTHERAN . . .
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November 08, 2008 08:57 AM EST --
Courtesy of randyhenderson
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November 08, 2008 09:15 AM EST --
Courtesy of kyoldster
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November 19, 2008 08:56 AM EST --
Found this funny Turkey video on U-Tube, thought i share it with you, lol.
Courtesy of jth1963ut
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August 28, 2009 09:10 AM EDT --
Found this on my AOL Newspage.
People sure are stupid to think they can get away with their antics. Stupid and funny at the same time I think, lmbo. I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard. . . .
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November 19, 2008 08:44 AM EST --
Q1: Mum, can I please have a cat for Christmas:
Ans: No. You'll have turkey the same us the rest of us.
Q2: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
Ans: 'I don't like Brussels . . .
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November 19, 2008 08:51 AM EST --
Picture this, it was just before Christmas, and the magistrate was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, 'What are you charged with?'
The prisoner replied, 'Doing . . .
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November 13, 2008 11:45 AM EST --
10. The hours, the weather and the trend toward smaller chimneys.
9. Nike won't give him a lucrative side-contract.
8. Reindeer and elves have unionized.
7. New tax on flying sleighs. . . .
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November 13, 2008 12:01 PM EST --
Courtesy of hotincome86
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November 25, 2008 09:12 AM EST --
Late home after a night out, a youngster attempted to climb into his home down the chimney. He did not to want to wake other residents in the Judson Center social services agency; also he had broken . . .
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November 25, 2008 09:19 AM EST --
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late . . .
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November 25, 2008 09:26 AM EST --
1) Santa's Outfit
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
2) Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
3) I kept Billie home because . . .
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December 15, 2008 06:41 AM EST --
On the Sunday before Christmas Reverend Billy Graham was walking down Highland street in Mt Holly, North Carolina on his way to see a parishioner. However, he wanted to post a parcel urgently so . . .
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